Yo Mamma Jokes

Anyone know any good ones?

Yo mamma so fat, she sits in a table and not in a chair.

Yo mamma so ugly, she uploads a photo of herself in the computer and it's stopped by the antivirus.

WORST YO MAMMA JOKES EVER.

Yo mama so fat, that whenever she farts, Al Gore declares Global Warming O.O

^ I'm not sure if I told that one correctly or not lol.

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

That's all I can remember at the moment ^^

yo mama is so fat that NASA had to orbit her
yo mama is so stupid, when she did a voice mail, she yelled in an envelope

Yo momma so tall, when she stands up, people start yelling "Aclipse (sp)!"

Yesh. When the moon blocks out the sun or the sun blocks out the moon.
I iz not good wit sbellin.

yo mama is so fat, that when she wore a red shirt, people say, "look it's the biggest tomato!"

Yo mamas so fat that when she twists around, she makes a tornado!

Heres one I made up its not that funny. Yo mamas so fat she weighd 90 pounds (Then you wait a minute until they say its not funny then you say "at birth").

Yo mamma so fat, when she put on a red t-shirt, the kids started yelling "KOOL-AID! KOOL-AID!"

Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.

To mama so ugly, she makes blind people cry.

Ambie Gal wrote:

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

That's all I can remember at the moment ^^

agreed.
thats the only joke i tell people

and.

yo momma is so fat, bill gates couldnt afford her gastrobypass.

ohhh. owned.

Yo momma is so stupid when i rang the doorbell she went to check the microwave!!! OH!


Yo momma is so fat when she puts glasses on tey turn into contacts!

yo mamma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention