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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:21 pm


  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  • There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  • Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  • Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
  • Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:06 pm

LOLOL @ the last one...

That actually made me laugh.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:28 pm

Here are 9 more pages of funny Chuck Norris facts!...Enjoy

Chuck Norris Facts, Cilck Here!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:04 pm

Ovech wrote:
Here are 9 more pages of funny Chuck Norris facts!...Enjoy

Chuck Norris Facts, Cilck Here!
LOL. So funny, so funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:36 pm

I. LOVE. THIS. THREAD.

The Chief Export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:00 pm

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

^ Pwned you all.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:10 pm

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter!...LOL

But I cant

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:15 pm

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:21 pm

TomY is the only one to pwn Chuck Norris... but first, Chuck Norris had to pwn him.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:56 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't take baths, baths take Chuck Norrises.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:08 pm

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:58 am

The Great Wall of China was created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:42 am

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:19 pm

Lolzes. I saw a list of flike 200some. I'll find it.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:01 pm

There is only one person better than Chick Norris, and that is Michael Phelps. but of course Chuck Norris beat him first
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:25 pm

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.


Chuck Norris is suing NBC for taking the names of his Legs "Law" and "Order"

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.... Twice
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:00 pm

The movie "Alien vs Predator" was originally "Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris" but they changed it because no one would pay to see a 10 second movie. (3 seconds of actual runtime and 7 seconds of credits.)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:45 am

Who's Chuck Norris?!?!
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