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PostSubject: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:56 am

Anyone know any good ones?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:11 am

Yo mamma so fat, she sits in a table and not in a chair.

Yo mamma so ugly, she uploads a photo of herself in the computer and it's stopped by the antivirus.

WORST YO MAMMA JOKES EVER.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:22 am

Yo mama so fat, that whenever she farts, Al Gore declares Global Warming O.O

^ I'm not sure if I told that one correctly or not lol.

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

That's all I can remember at the moment ^^

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:56 am

yo mama is so fat that NASA had to orbit her
yo mama is so stupid, when she did a voice mail, she yelled in an envelope
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:32 pm

Lol. I like Yo mamma jokes!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:39 pm

Yo momma so tall, when she stands up, people start yelling "Aclipse (sp)!"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:54 pm

Aclipse?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:00 pm

Yesh. When the moon blocks out the sun or the sun blocks out the moon.
I iz not good wit sbellin.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:46 pm

your momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices :)
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:00 pm

That's funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:15 pm

yo mama is so fat, that when she wore a red shirt, people say, "look it's the biggest tomato!"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:54 pm

Yo mamas so fat that when she twists around, she makes a tornado!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:47 am

Heres one I made up its not that funny. Yo mamas so fat she weighd 90 pounds (Then you wait a minute until they say its not funny then you say "at birth").
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:59 pm

Yo mamma so fat, when she put on a red t-shirt, the kids started yelling "KOOL-AID! KOOL-AID!"

Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:56 am

Yo mama is so fat she went on a elevator and it didn't go up.

Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:56 am

Yo Mamma so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade

Yo Mamma so tall, she did a backflip and kicked God in the face

Yo Mamma so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:13 pm

Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.

To mama so ugly, she makes blind people cry.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:02 pm

Ambie Gal wrote:


Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

That's all I can remember at the moment ^^

agreed.
thats the only joke i tell people

and.

yo momma is so fat, bill gates couldnt afford her gastrobypass.

ohhh. owned.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:15 pm

Your mommas so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and they called "TAXI!" "TAXI!"!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:36 pm

Yo momma is so stupid when i rang the doorbell she went to check the microwave!!! OH!


Yo momma is so fat when she puts glasses on tey turn into contacts!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:37 pm

Your mommas so fast she blocked 3 days of sunlight.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:00 pm

Yo mamma, so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Wheres my gumball."
Yo mamma so stupid, when she worked for an M'n'M factory she threw away all the w's.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:59 am

yo mamma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention
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