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PostSubject: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:56 pm

Anyone know any good ones?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:11 pm

Yo mamma so fat, she sits in a table and not in a chair.

Yo mamma so ugly, she uploads a photo of herself in the computer and it's stopped by the antivirus.

WORST YO MAMMA JOKES EVER.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:22 pm

Yo mama so fat, that whenever she farts, Al Gore declares Global Warming O.O

^ I'm not sure if I told that one correctly or not lol.

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

That's all I can remember at the moment ^^

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:56 pm

yo mama is so fat that NASA had to orbit her
yo mama is so stupid, when she did a voice mail, she yelled in an envelope
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:32 pm

Lol. I like Yo mamma jokes!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:39 pm

Yo momma so tall, when she stands up, people start yelling "Aclipse (sp)!"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:54 pm

Aclipse?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:00 pm

Yesh. When the moon blocks out the sun or the sun blocks out the moon.
I iz not good wit sbellin.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:46 pm

your momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices :)
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:00 pm

That's funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:15 pm

yo mama is so fat, that when she wore a red shirt, people say, "look it's the biggest tomato!"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:54 am

Yo mamas so fat that when she twists around, she makes a tornado!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:47 pm

Heres one I made up its not that funny. Yo mamas so fat she weighd 90 pounds (Then you wait a minute until they say its not funny then you say "at birth").

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:59 am

Yo mamma so fat, when she put on a red t-shirt, the kids started yelling "KOOL-AID! KOOL-AID!"

Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:56 pm

Yo mama is so fat she went on a elevator and it didn't go up.

Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry.
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