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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:56 pm
Yo Mamma so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade

Yo Mamma so tall, she did a backflip and kicked God in the face

Yo Mamma so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:13 am
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.

To mama so ugly, she makes blind people cry.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:02 am
Ambie Gal wrote:


Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

That's all I can remember at the moment ^^


agreed.
thats the only joke i tell people

and.

yo momma is so fat, bill gates couldnt afford her gastrobypass.

ohhh. owned.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:15 am
Your mommas so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and they called "TAXI!" "TAXI!"!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:36 pm
Yo momma is so stupid when i rang the doorbell she went to check the microwave!!! OH!


Yo momma is so fat when she puts glasses on tey turn into contacts!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:37 pm
Your mommas so fast she blocked 3 days of sunlight.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:00 pm
Yo mamma, so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Wheres my gumball."
Yo mamma so stupid, when she worked for an M'n'M factory she threw away all the w's.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mamma Jokes   Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:59 pm
yo mamma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention
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