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Tenkai
Unlimited Penguin
Number of posts: 292
Age: 13
Location: a place of settlement, activity, or residence
Status: Bored And Tired
Registration date: 2008-07-18
 |  Subject: Chuck Norris Facts  Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:21 pm | |
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- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Post your own or ones you find! |
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Ambie Gal
Moderator
Number of posts: 121
Age: 12
Status: Biting mai nails...
Infractions: A gazillion
Registration date: 2008-07-07
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:06 pm | |
| LOLOL @ the last one... That actually made me laugh. _________________ Konnichiwa, Guest-San! Hajimashite! Watashi no namae wa Ambie Gal desu. O genki desu ka? I'm practicing my Japanese sk1llz!!111 ^ Yeah, I made that lol. I'm horrible with graphics, as you can see, Guest 96.4% of teens would die if ambercrombie and fitch said it was "uncool" to breathe. Put this in your sig if you would be 1 of the 3.6% that would die from laughing. (^ Haha, I like Hollister, not Ambercrombie :P) |
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Ovech
Moderator
Number of posts: 177
Age: 18
Location: St. John's, Newfoundland
Status: Being Cool :D
Infractions: 0 :D
Registration date: 2008-07-30
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Skivenski
VIP
Number of posts: 348
Location: Colorado, USA
Status: Alive
Registration date: 2008-07-24
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:04 pm | |
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TomY
Super Hero Penguin
Number of posts: 127
Age: 16
Location: MAKIN' PETER GRIFFIN HAPPEH. UGH, THAT DOESN'T WORK =(
Status: 7 PHAILS IN GUESS THE NEW POSTER =(
Registration date: 2008-07-23
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:36 pm | |
| I. LOVE. THIS. THREAD.  The Chief Export of Chuck Norris is pain.  |
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Ambie Gal
Moderator
Number of posts: 121
Age: 12
Status: Biting mai nails...
Infractions: A gazillion
Registration date: 2008-07-07
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:00 am | |
| Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. ^ Pwned you all. _________________ Konnichiwa, Guest-San! Hajimashite! Watashi no namae wa Ambie Gal desu. O genki desu ka? I'm practicing my Japanese sk1llz!!111^ Yeah, I made that lol. I'm horrible with graphics, as you can see, Guest 96.4% of teens would die if ambercrombie and fitch said it was "uncool" to breathe. Put this in your sig if you would be 1 of the 3.6% that would die from laughing. (^ Haha, I like Hollister, not Ambercrombie :P) |
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Ovech
Moderator
Number of posts: 177
Age: 18
Location: St. John's, Newfoundland
Status: Being Cool :D
Infractions: 0 :D
Registration date: 2008-07-30
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Howlett
Super Hero Penguin
Number of posts: 123
Age: 18
Location: St. John's, Newfoundland
Registration date: 2008-07-31
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TomY
Super Hero Penguin
Number of posts: 127
Age: 16
Location: MAKIN' PETER GRIFFIN HAPPEH. UGH, THAT DOESN'T WORK =(
Status: 7 PHAILS IN GUESS THE NEW POSTER =(
Registration date: 2008-07-23
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:21 am | |
| TomY is the only one to pwn Chuck Norris... but first, Chuck Norris had to pwn him. |
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Hellopayton
Pengorama Fan
Number of posts: 35
Registration date: 2008-08-02
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:56 am | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't take baths, baths take Chuck Norrises. _________________ Click above! Join now! HAVE FUN! |
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Grizzle Man
Learning Penguin
Number of posts: 71
Age: 13
Location: Some place called Earth
Status: ----
Registration date: 2008-07-13
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TomY
Super Hero Penguin
Number of posts: 127
Age: 16
Location: MAKIN' PETER GRIFFIN HAPPEH. UGH, THAT DOESN'T WORK =(
Status: 7 PHAILS IN GUESS THE NEW POSTER =(
Registration date: 2008-07-23
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:58 pm | |
| The Great Wall of China was created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed.  |
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Ovech
Moderator
Number of posts: 177
Age: 18
Location: St. John's, Newfoundland
Status: Being Cool :D
Infractions: 0 :D
Registration date: 2008-07-30
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Tenkai
Unlimited Penguin
Number of posts: 292
Age: 13
Location: a place of settlement, activity, or residence
Status: Bored And Tired
Registration date: 2008-07-18
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:19 am | |
| Lolzes. I saw a list of flike 200some. I'll find it. |
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Howlett
Super Hero Penguin
Number of posts: 123
Age: 18
Location: St. John's, Newfoundland
Registration date: 2008-07-31
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