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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:25 am
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.


Chuck Norris is suing NBC for taking the names of his Legs "Law" and "Order"

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.... Twice
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:00 pm
The movie "Alien vs Predator" was originally "Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris" but they changed it because no one would pay to see a 10 second movie. (3 seconds of actual runtime and 7 seconds of credits.)

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:45 am
Who's Chuck Norris?!?!

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